So theres this sharp looking piece of wood out in...
And when I see it, the only thing I ever think is: I could totally kill a vampire with that.
Awkward Xander is Best Xander
Just watched the "Everything Goes to Shit" episode...
Everything went to shit. Edit: What a shitty way to lose your virginity. I mean, not every day you release a prime evil of sorts with your vag. Edit 2: Followed by “Everything Goes to Shit Pt. 2: Angel is a Dick to Everyone”
Did some sort of mauled land octopus die on your...
So the girl who lives next to me has really loud sex and routinely makes bad hair decisions is at it again. Not the sex, though I suppose not NOT that either. She has white girl dreads now. Shit is hilarious.
Ahhhhhh So good. All the awkwardness.